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[puddlesoverdios]

Hello, this is Erina. I am indisposed at this time. Please leave your message and I will return it. Thank you.
[There is distinct Pachirisu squeaking.]

No, Peda, you may not leave a message.

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[puddlesoverdios]

Yes, a malfunction by the name of Dio, apparently. It is approximately four days from happening to us, from where I was plucked.

[That earns a chuckle from behind her screen.]

Speedwagon! A lady never hits below the belt, she simply points out what would be most disappointing to certain people when necessary.

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[speedweed]

Malfunction is certainly a nicer word for him than I would use.

[WOW.

OKAY, WOW, ACTUALLY.]

Oh come on now, you're going to scar me with how much you're going for the throat. So vicious. [If it were voice there would be nothing but amusement and fondness in his tone, he knows better.]

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[puddlesoverdios]

You wound me; you know I am simply the most delicate of women.

And yes, we all have our names for him, don't we? Save Jonathan, of course. He is too kind by half regarding all things Dio Brando.

[She sighs very deeply.]

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[speedweed]

If you were the most delicate of women then you certainly would not have been able to handle a man such as Jonathan. You and I both know what I mean.

Yes, well, we hardly factor in his opinion on that man. Or monster, the latter may be far more appropriate at this juncture, I think.

[It's probably good that he's found himself a nice little private space for this conversation because he's just laughing to himself. It's perfectly fine.]

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[puddlesoverdios]

[She is glad Jonathan is elsewhere, because Erina has, in fact, turned redder than a tomato.]

I shall not grace that with a response!

I do appreciate how he has an eternal hope that he might be redeemed. It is one of the things I do adore about him. Still, Dio remains several things I would prefer not to place in print.

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[speedweed]

[Then he has done his job!]

Of course not, you're a proper and respectable lady. How dare I forget.

At least there is the knowledge that that fiend is destroyed at this point. Because, really, how on Earth is someone going to survive a boat sinking while on fire?

[If only he knew.]

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[puddlesoverdios]

Indeed I am!

[It's hard to stay upset at him, as he is a cheery chap.]

And yes, there is at least that, after everything. I confess, I've little desire to see it come to fruition. But enough of upsetting things: we're to be going to Sinnoh in six days' time; do you think you might be able to join us? We've quite a few relatives here, surprisingly.

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[speedweed]

[It's hard to stay mad at him when he's just lightly poking fun at her.]

Sinnoh? I'm not entirely sure how that works, but I am in some place called Goldenrod? If it is possible, I would not mind meeting some of this... extended family of sorts. How many are here?

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[puddlesoverdios]

Let's see... there's Jolyne and Johnny. Emporio? I'm not sure if he's related, but he's a young boy that is often with them if I am to understand correctly. Joylne's significant other, Carly. I do believe that's all of us.

Jolyne seems to be our great-great-great-grandchild. Johnny appears to be an American cousin. I cannot tell you how young Emporio fits into it all, but I shall claim him anyway.