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[puddlesoverdios]

Hello, this is Erina. I am indisposed at this time. Please leave your message and I will return it. Thank you.
[There is distinct Pachirisu squeaking.]

No, Peda, you may not leave a message.

Comments

[puddlesoverdios]

Well, how certainly broad the family spread. If it is possible, I recommend it thoroughly.

Well, when I'm from, American is still in its infancy, at only over a century old. I've heard they're funny people, Americans. But perhaps that has changed over the years? Less enterprising, perhaps?

[strings_theory]

Don't think I'm gonna be coming back from the dead any time soon.

Can't really speak for the rest of the country, but kind of assholes? Also Florida's kind of a shithole if you aren't old and/or like partying and beaches.

Kinda miss a good beach right about now, though...

But back to the family stuff for a sec. It's... uhhh. Great grandpa married I waaaaanna say she was Italian, moved to America. Grandma went and married a Japanese dude and moved out there. Then dad came to America for reasons I don't really care about and married mom here? Shit's insane. Kinda went back to the Italian bit though, since mom's family's pretty damn Italian despite living here.

[puddlesoverdios]

[Well, that would put a damper on things, not being alive. After all, they're likely around a similar age. And Jonathan, too, just a little older. She answers before she can get too maudlin thinking about how cruel that is.]

That... is quite the pedigree. Though... I do wonder...

All those possible names, all those countries, and all of you are still Jo-something. I can't laugh, or I'll wake Jonathan, but it is funny.

[strings_theory]

[It's something she tries not to dwell too long on, otherwise the reality of it all hits harder than she'd care to admit.]

I know, right? Even my damn dad's name has a jo in the beginning of it and his name is Japanese. It's absolutely wild.

... Though come to think of it, actually, grandma's name doesn't.

[puddlesoverdios]

Oh? What is her name and what is she like?

[strings_theory]

Holy.

She's... I didn't get to see her too much since that's... a long flight. But when I did, she's probably one of the sweetest people I've ever been around. Like, genuinely so.

[puddlesoverdios]

It sounds like you have many good memories, even if it was tiring to travel. I can understand; carriage travel is no treat. Also, I'm disappointed in my son. All these singular children. You would have thought you had more... more. Cousins and aunts and uncles and the like.

We wanted a larger family than one child, after all.

I suppose if you have no extended Joestar family, then you must have Pendleton family somewhere distant. I was the only daughter, but I had older brothers. Of course, they were very cross at how quickly Jonathan and I wed, so there is that.