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[puddlesoverdios]

Hello, this is Erina. I am indisposed at this time. Please leave your message and I will return it. Thank you.
[There is distinct Pachirisu squeaking.]

No, Peda, you may not leave a message.

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[puddlesoverdios]

[Jolyne Cujoh!]

Hypothetically speaking, it makes one a very poor guest.

[She's not wagging her finger at you, but it isn't hard to imagine her doing it. No Joestar ever starts a sentence that is going to end well with "hypothetically speaking."]

Contests aside, I wondered if you wouldn't mind visiting for a few days with your Demon. I would like to have a few eevees to try and train.

[strings_theory]

Hypothetically speaking, they ain't gonna notice.

[WHY DO YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIIIIIS, it's just two glasses. Nothing big. And she's not the only one that jacked them!!!]

I could do that, yeah. I have a few other eevelutions that are a little more tolerable than him, but... he's got the pedigree. Which I kind of regret at this point.

[puddlesoverdios]

[Erina raises an eyebrow at her and sighs. Whatever are they going to do with dear Jolly?]

And do not be overly surprised that you see Mr. Speedwagon about, he's been staying with us for some time.

[Hopefully, none of Demon's children take their personality from his name...]

[strings_theory]

[She's a menace that can't be tamed or... something like that.]

... You know what, I was gonna say something inappropriate there, but then I remembered that I don't want to think about it.

But yeah, I can bring Demon by. I do have one other eeveelution, but he's... also... kind of a dick... And can actually electrocute someone so yeah, Demon it is.

[One can only hope. The one offspring of his she actually raised is... pretty chill, so hopefully.]

[puddlesoverdios]

[What are you talking about, Jolyne? Erina and the others are the very peak of discretion and no one has cottoned on to the fact that the three Victorians are in some sort of way.

Erina is fairly sure, anyway. But at least she doesn't color at the cheek of her granddaughter.]

When would you like to come?

[strings_theory]

[Her mind goes into the gutter on the regular at little provocation, she doesn't know shit.]

UHHHH. Really, it's up to you? I'm not doing too much right now and unless you want me to drag Carly with me, then I've got a fully open schedule.

[puddlesoverdios]

We're also quite clear over here, and you needn't invite your wife if she is busy, but Carly is always welcome. I've just been considering which pokemon to breed together. Have you seen my list? Would you like me to breed something for you?

[strings_theory]

Ain't got much use for new team members right now, though if you got anything that might go well with a salamence, I do have a shiny one who's getting a little restless. [And is her main flight prospect, but whatever.]

[puddlesoverdios]

I have an Appletun that would suffice, I think. Sweetie is quite friendly.

Please, disregard the name. I didn't realize he was a male when he was an applin. [She laughs softly behind her hand.]

[strings_theory]

I don't claim to understand breeding and how it works when there's such a huge size difference, but hey. Tear's pretty friendly herself despite being a 'mence, so no big problem there.

[Sweetie. She thought her nicknames were bad.]

... This is why I named mine Fuji.

[puddlesoverdios]

Fuji?

I'm not sure I'm familiar with that name. What does it mean?

[strings_theory]

[... Did they not have those kinds of apples back then? Huh.]

It's... it's a type of apple. From Japan?

[puddlesoverdios]

Oh! I've never heard of such a thing. I suppose there are many types of them by your time.

I suppose I ought to be grateful I did not name him Galette before I learned.